...they'd undoubtedly say things like:
"It's just good manners to wear pants outside."
"Please don't ride your cousin."
"Don't lick the wall/floor/toilet."
"Robert, what's that in your mouth?"
"I can't understand you because you're whining/your mouth is full/you're talking too silly."
"Your exactly right, William, we don't eat poop."
I know they hear it often enough.
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LOL... I was going to write a post just like this. Now I can't because you stole my idea ;)
It is amazing the things you have to tell your children!
Great post...
I love "Your exactly right, William, we don't eat poop." It's classic!
Let's see, some that I would say to Colin are:
"Take that out of your mouth."
"Don't eat the dog's rawhide."
"Dog food isn't for baby consumption."
I love that you have to convince them to wear pants! That's adorable.
I say...
"Please, don't lick your sister."
"Take your tooth brush out of your hair, it's for teeth."
and
"Lets not pee pee on the floor. please."
daily.
"Eleanor, we don't dance on books."
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